- Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
- Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
- Do you know the first French fries weren’t actually coked in France? Yes, they were cooked in Greece.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
- I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
- What did Tennessee? The same thing that Arkansas.
- What’s difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really have and the other is a little lighter!
- Everyone has two brains: left brain and right brain. But your left brain has nothing right and your right brain has nothing left.
- Where do fish keep their money? In a riverbank.
- Where do people learn to greet people? In High school.