{"id":2958,"date":"2021-01-20T22:45:58","date_gmt":"2021-01-21T06:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/SUMMALAI.COM\/?p=2958"},"modified":"2021-01-20T22:45:59","modified_gmt":"2021-01-21T06:45:59","slug":"jokes-in-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/SUMMALAI.COM\/?p=2958","title":{"rendered":"Jokes in English"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
  1. Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.<\/li>
  2. Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn\u2019t see that well.<\/li>
  3. Do you know the first French fries weren\u2019t actually coked in France?\u00a0 Yes, they were cooked in Greece.<\/li>
  4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field.<\/li>
  5. Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.<\/li>
  6. I don\u2019t trust stairs. They\u2019re always up to something.<\/li>
  7. What did Tennessee? The same thing that Arkansas.<\/li>
  8. What\u2019s difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really have and the other is a little lighter!<\/li>
  9. Everyone has two brains: left brain and right brain. But your left brain has nothing right and your right brain has nothing left.<\/li>
  10. Where do fish keep their money?\u00a0\u00a0 In a riverbank.<\/li>
  11. Where do people learn to greet people?\u00a0\u00a0 In High school.<\/li><\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web. Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn\u2019t see that well. Do you know the first French fries weren\u2019t actually coked in France?\u00a0 Yes, they were cooked in Greece. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[560],"class_list":["post-2958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oversea-living","tag-jokes-in-english"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t